But as I was whitening my teeth yesterday, 15 min of blue LED light shining in your face can give you a lot to think about.
One of those things I was thinking about (surprisingly) was about airplanes and airports. Since I will be using an airplane about 4 times this summer (New York, California, etc.) I have thought about what we have to put up with until we actually LAND at our destination. Here are some of my thoughts. Enjoy.
Annoying: Paying $25.00 for personell to check your bag.
More Annoying: Listening to people complaining about having to pay $25.00 for personell to check your bag.
Annoying: Removing your shoes, coat, laptop, keys and stuff and putting them into little plastic bins.
More Annoying: The feeling that you have do to this at a thousand miles per hour because of all the people behind you.
Annoying: Keeping all liquids under 3 ounces and putting them in a ziplock bag.
More Annoying: getting stuck behind the person who has apparently never heard this rule before.
Annoying: Waiting to exit the airplane.
More Annoying: People who impatiently stand up when the plane touches down, regardless of where they're sitting. (this includes YOU, Mr. I-am-sitting-by-the-window!!)
Annoying: Everyone crowding around the same part of the baggage carousel so they don't have to wait an extra 30 seconds for their luggage to come around.
Satisfying: Walking into the middle of this crowd and ripping a massive fart.
Hilarious: Standing in said fart cloud and watching tiny people lift giant bags.
I am done. You may now return to your regularly scheduled program. Thank you.
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