Ever Since Graduating...

Bracing for impact!

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Note: Not actually sign. It's a replica inside the M&M Store.

Welcome to REALLYHOT&CRISPY Nevada<3

Not my most glamourous picture. D:

Its been almost 2 months since graduation and I still don't have a job. Oh well.
The last couple of weeks have been awesome, as well as super boring. No wonder they call us the Lazy Generation. I'm super lazy. But looking back, I realized that I have had so many awesome adventures. Here's a list of adventures, as well as upcoming adventures for the rest of the summer! :]

1. Visit to Vegas, Cali & Vegas again!
--As though God finally gave me my long time wish, I visited the beautiful Las Vegas, California & Las Vegas again. The strip is AMAZING, and as long as you don't look down at the cement during nighttime, you're fine. The trip to California was amazing, and we got a HUGE Villa over looking the hillside and ocean. In fact, the drive to the ocean was only 5 min! We also visited Disneyland & California Adventures for 2 whole days! Wow! This is one family vacation I will never forget. Happy 50th Aniversary Grandma & Grandpa! <3

2. Learning how to drive Stick...As well as countless insults from Best Friends :]
--Ever since receiving my permit last year, driving has been somewhat of a challenge. But last friday, i was given the opportunity to drive my dad's Manual Civic SI for the 2nd time. It was difficult, but I got the hang of it. That was, until reaching a four-way stop. I stalled the car, and I wasn't worried - but who should pull up in the right hand road? Jonathan. I freaked and stalled the car again. It went fine after that, until Jonathan asked to drive the car. He asked ME if I could drive it first, and to my suprised face, went 'It's not my baby. But take care of it. It shall be mine soon.'
Yeah, driving is fun :D

3. Flying-all-by-myself-to-New-York? WHAT?
--You read that right. On July 31st, I will be flying all by myself to New York State.
Haha suckers! :D

4. Why am I going to New York?
--EFY. Palmyra. Yay :]

5. HARRYPOTTERPRESCREENINGTICKETS! JULY 14TH @ 8PM! THAT'S 4 HOURS BEFORE THE MIDNIGHT PREMIERE!
--HAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHH!....i mean...YYYYYAYAYYAYAYYAYYYAYYAYAYY!
(my excitement is killing me. ouch.)
I also bought a Harry Potter shirt, bracelet (GRYFFINDOR) and made a Deathly Hallows necklace just for the occasion. I also made wands for my family, and at the end of the movie (D:) we shall all raise our wands and say MISCHIEF MANAGED.

6. College.
--The one adventure that I cannot wait to happen. Seriously. I don't want it to happen. I'm growing up! NOOO!

That's it. Bye now.
Frances

How to tell if you cat is plotting to kill you.

There are so many reasons why I don't want a cat. Sure, I like petting them, but that's different! I really don't want one! If you give me a cat for my birthday, I will shoot you. For sure.
But while trying to sleep last night, I thought of these legitimate reasons why cats (or, in your sense, YOUR cat) is trying to kill you.

Kneading on you

You may think this is a sign of affection, but your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weaknesses.

Excessive shoveling of kitty litter

After using the litter box, your cat needlessly kicks little around, most of it ending up all over the room.
This is practice for burying bodies

Staring Contests

If you get caught in a staring contest with your cat, do not look away. Looking away will signal to your cat that you are weak, and an attack is likely to follow.

Bringing you dead animals

This isn't a gift. It's a warning.

Throwing up grass

Through this painful feeding and purging process, cats prepare their minds and bodies for combat.

Hiding in dark places and watching you

Your cat will often hide in order to study you in your natural habitat.

Sleeping on your electronics

Humans have superior technology. Your cat knows this and will attempt to disrupt all communications to the outside world.

Pawing at your face while you sleep

Cats aren't very good at smothering people, but this won't stop them from trying.

Sprinting at light speed out of any room you enter

When your cat does this, it's actually a failed ambush.


See? If you experience two or more of these signs, I suggest creating an apocalyptic cavern for yourself and your loved ones when cats decide that humans can't run the planet anymore.
No, seriously. RUN.

The crap we put up with getting on and off an airplane

Just a thought. Harmless ramble. Blergh.
But as I was whitening my teeth yesterday, 15 min of blue LED light shining in your face can give you a lot to think about.
One of those things I was thinking about (surprisingly) was about airplanes and airports. Since I will be using an airplane about 4 times this summer (New York, California, etc.) I have thought about what we have to put up with until we actually LAND at our destination. Here are some of my thoughts. Enjoy.

Annoying: Paying $25.00 for personell to check your bag.

More Annoying: Listening to people complaining about having to pay $25.00 for personell to check your bag.

Annoying: Removing your shoes, coat, laptop, keys and stuff and putting them into little plastic bins.

More Annoying: The feeling that you have do to this at a thousand miles per hour because of all the people behind you.

Annoying: Keeping all liquids under 3 ounces and putting them in a ziplock bag.

More Annoying: getting stuck behind the person who has apparently never heard this rule before.

Annoying: Waiting to exit the airplane.

More Annoying: People who impatiently stand up when the plane touches down, regardless of where they're sitting. (this includes YOU, Mr. I-am-sitting-by-the-window!!)

Annoying: Everyone crowding around the same part of the baggage carousel so they don't have to wait an extra 30 seconds for their luggage to come around.

Satisfying: Walking into the middle of this crowd and ripping a massive fart.

Hilarious: Standing in said fart cloud and watching tiny people lift giant bags.

I am done. You may now return to your regularly scheduled program. Thank you.